Your name is Maggie. Today, the 13 of April, is your birthday. You only have 32 minutes until your MOTHER will come up the stairs and make you come down for CHURCH, something you DESPISE. But, said again, it is your BIRTHDAY, and you are quite a bit nicer and more emotionally susceptible that you usually are. You have just listened to a homestuck song on tumblr and very nearly cried.
One of your only wishes for this birthday is for Andrew Hussie to update your favorite web comic, Homestuck. You see, your birthday was and is a very special event, but Homestuck made you *special*. You've always wanted to be *special* and since your childhood